Locked Down
Ok bud, settle down. No need to make such a visual statement on your married life. We get it….we all get it. Arkansas More
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The Walmart Baby
You look like you’re pregnant with Walmart. Like little tiny Walmarts are gonna come out of you at some point and just pop up and then they’ll start reproducing Walmarts. Arkansas More
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Bounty Of Biscuits
It’s only the end of June and I think I’ve already had my fill of summer bottom biscuits. I think I might need a detox soon. Arkansas More
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Sweaty Betty
Seems like those bottom biscuits somehow got some morning condensation on them. Arkansas More
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in Arkansas, Featured Creature, Funny, RandomZitty City
True love is finding that woman kind enough to pop your back zits on a bench outside Walmart…No, that doesn’t sound right. That can’t be what true love is right? Please tell me that’s not what true love is! Arkansas More
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#Strapless
I’m sure back in the day that was a “cool” tattoo, but now it just looks like a permanent bra for your man boobs. Arkansas More
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Patricia Cottontail
There are entirely too many bunnies surfacing after Easter. Unless they are Playboy bunnies, I don’t want to see them. Arkansas More
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He Went To Walmart
Nothing more romantic than proposing while they print the ring’s receipt. Arkansas More
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WWIB: Number Two
Toilet humor…I can’t talk “shit” on it because we do our fair share of it around here, but we keep it to the friendly confines of the internet, not on walking display in Walmart. But if we were to pick one of the two here, I think we’d go stick figure. Thoughts? Arkansas More
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Survivor Man
If you want to dress like that, fine go ahead. However, if you choose to dress like a survivalist in the woods I’m gonna treat you like one and not let you buy anything from Walmart. You have to live off the land my friend. You don’t get to wear that outfit and also buy […] More
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