The Headliner
I honestly have no clue what side of the aisle you fall on, but I can’t imagine they like the look you’re portraying on their behalf. Unknown More
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Say Something
Oh, thanks for opening it to the floor. – “That tattoo is stupid as hell.” Unknown More
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Disco Diva
I see Lady Gaga’s less talented sister is trying to get people to notice her all dressed up like a disco ball. Unknown More
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No Sex Here
Awww man, I was just about to jump in that beat up old Chevy and have sex with you too! Dammit. Unknown More
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Potassium Pete
Bet this dude hasn’t got a leg cramp a single time in his life! Unknown More
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Patch Adams
You’ve heard of FUBU, now let me introduce you to HOBO jeans. Unknown More
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Rainbow Dash
It looks like even My Little Pony is ready for pride month,,, Unknown More
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Oh Pauline
Heroes get remembered, legends never die. Mississippi More
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The Nazi
Point: Nazi tattoos look like shit and make you look like a total piece of shit, so you probably shouldn’t get one. Counterpoint: Nazi tattoos help everyone else easily identify people as the total pieces of shit they are, so if you’re thinking about getting one you should because it will help us know you’re […] More
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Open A Bottle Of Sunshine
Uh-uh, I want that purple stuff. Unknown More
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American Wedding
Just getting a head start on the rest of their lives where grocery shopping counts as date night. Unknown More
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