That’s fine. Just don’t call me weird when I start carrying around a Philly cheesteak in my papoose. I won’t judge you on your relationship with food if you don’t judge me on mine. Unknown More
You can’t just take a horse on a stroll through a store! This isn’t Westworld where you can do whatever you want wild west style, this is Walmart where…well actually…it is Walmart, so apparently you can do whatever you want. Texas More
“Hey, why do you always freak out when someone brings a pet into Walmart?” – I don’t know, maybe because I don’t want to pull a hammy on some pig shit. Just a thought. California More
Lady, you’re going to confuse a ton of old people when they lean in to pinch your baby’s cheeks only to find out it’s a monkey. Or they’ll be so old and polite they’ll think you just have an ugly baby and move on. One or the other. Mississippi More
Normally I worry about non-service animals in Walmart, but this dog is on another level of chill. His give a shit on causing a ruckus is at an all time low. Unknown More