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Why are you doing this to me? I love dogs. Don’t make me talk sh*t on them. This is your fault that I’m angry at them lady. Sure they’re hella cute, but they’re not suppose to be hella cute inside the store. Now kindly piss off. Unknown More
Got the Wally-Llama over here! Unknown More
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it shouldn’t be in flippin’ Walmart. Ohio More
I’m sure some animal lover will tell me exactly what this is, but for now I’m calling it a monkey-muskrat thingy that I saw in that Madagascar movie. Unknown More
You go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Minnesota More
Great, now I gotta go find the other duck and that damn speedy goose I can never seem to catch. Ohio More
I don’t work for the ASPCA but I feel like this has to be some sort of animal cruelty right? Unknown More
Thought this was the coolest dog on Earth. But then I realized that’s not possible since he’s wearing a Patriots jersey. Still, even with that considered, he is a pretty chill dog. New Hampshire More
Remember that time when the devil dropped off a box of snakes in the Walmart parking lot? Where is Samuel Jackson when you need him. Arkansas More
