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Killer truck wrap. I’d say it comes in handy when you want to piss off PETA supporters even when it’s not hunting season, but you’ve got a Texas plate and I’m pretty sure it’s always hunting season and you’ve kicked all two of the PETA supporters out of the state already. Texas More
You know what I liked about The Secret Life of Pets? Nothing really, but for this joke, I liked that it was a secret. Meaning to lead that secret life they had to be left at home. It’s ok to leave them at home. It’s not ok for Louis C.K.’s character to show everyone his […] More
It’s important to always wear protection kids. Florida More
No ma’am I don’t wanna see your puppies…oh wait, actual puppies? Nevermind, of course I’ll pet a puppy. Unknown More
Squirrel Master ain’t always gonna be there for you fish. I’m gonna come around and I’m gonna want some cocktail…fruit! Unknown More
Women carry everything in their purse. Money, chapstick, cellphone, tiny dogs, whatever you need. Unknown More
Bud, that thing better put on a pair of boots, a hat and pull out his sword to start fighting for Shrek real soon. Because if he doesn’t, your feline friend has gots to go. Unknown More
I feel like maybe he was one of those guys who had a little baby bird in his beard and know it grew up and won’t fit in there anymore. Unknown More
Anyone else asking for a puppy parrot for Christmas? Unknown More
You look like an ex Sobe Life Water spokesperson that never got over being replaced. Unknown More
Sonic looks way less cool in person. Unknown More
