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Raider Of The Lost Ark
Took me like 5 minutes staring at this guy before I even noticed he has a damn bird on his shoulder. Like, how is a bright yellow bird on your shoulder the 5th most noticeably weird ass thing you’ve got going on? Unknown More
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Cat People
I think I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s not so much that I don’t like cats as much as I just don’t like the type of people who own cats. Therefore those feelings get transposed to the cats. Make sense? Unknown More
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Chicken Little
About the only type of chicks I can get into my truck on a Friday night too. Missouri More
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in Animals, Funny, Walmart FashionPussy Walkin’
Just taking your cat for a casual walk at Walmart? Figured little tiger there could use a nice day out? I hate you and everything about you. Unknown More
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in Accidents?, Animals, Funny, RandomReindeer Dookie
Santa’s reindeer left us all a little present! Unknown More
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Haven’t You Heard?
I was so distracted by what looks like a lady wrestling a bird that I overlooked the other bird just chillin’ on this guy’s hat. Don’t let one asshole distract you from another. That’s a good life lesson. California More
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Cat Woman Do
Because carrying one cat on your shoulder around Walmart doesn’t scream “crazy lady” as much as two would. That’s just good, crazy math. Unknown More
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Preparing For Greatness
How I’m spending my day prepping for the onslaught of food and booze that is Thanksgiving Day. Unknown More
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in Animals, Featured Creature, Funny, Mexico, RandomBattle of the Cocks
Just a good ol’ fashioned cock fight in the middle of Walmart. But don’t worry about it vegan girl in LA who won’t eat chicken, you’re making a real difference. Mexico More
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Haven’t You Heard?
You know what, bird is not the word. The word is asshole. You are an asshole. Connecticut More
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