Monkey Man
Boy I hope you wrote the movie Madagascar or something because I can’t think of any other reason to have a lemur on your hat. Unknown More
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Snake-Bitten
Good thing they provide those little sani-wipes for the carts. That could have ended badly. Texas More
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An American Tail
The lesser known sequel – Fievel Goes to Walmart. Unknown More
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The Cat Man
Geeez. I can literally smell the resale value of his house (a/k/a the giant litter box) going down. Unknown More
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in Animals, Featured Creature, Funny, GeorgiaLickin’ Lizard Lime
This looks like an ad for some shitty knock-off bro liquor drink that will get yanked by the FDA in a few months. Georgia More
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in Animals, Featured Creature, Funny, RandomThe Snake Scarf
Oh good, I bought my mom that necklace for Mother’s Day and it’s always nice to see it out on other people. I think she’ll love it. Unknown More
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Fresh Goat Smell
Nothing to see here. Just a goat being super casual about hanging out in a Jeep. Hopefully his owner is in there buying a shit ton of car air fresheners. Unknown More
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Karma Chameleon
If you’re gonna carry around a lizard at least get a chameleon so it can be sneaky and go unnoticed by blending in. Unknown More
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My Little Pony
Either some little girl is about to get her birthday wish or this is just an odd dude driving around with a pony. I know where I’ll put my money. Texas More
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Doggy Day Care
Shoutout to whoever decided to make it a staple to put a giant roll of hand wipes by the carts. Unknown More
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