Animals

Didn’t know the had a Walmart in Madagascar. Ditch the lemur dude, I’m guessing you don’t need extra reasons for people to avoid you. Unknown More

Listen pal, if you think I’m above cooking that bird for Thanksgiving then you don’t know my level of pettiness. Unknown More

Ahhhh that’s super adorable. Appreciate you not bringing your goat inside the store too. Lots of cool decisions being made on your part, just thought you should know that. Unknown More

Yeah, okay cool. So that’s a f*cking monkey and it doesn’t belong out in public shopping around. I don’t care how you dress him up or how curious George is, that’s how shit like the plague starts. Unknown More

As if people needed an obvious reason for avoiding you. Unknown More

Rounded black sunglasses and a Bluetooth headset? All the accessories I’d expect a lizard owner to have. Unknown More

Ignoring the fact you have a pet deer, have you ever been to Walmart? This would be the last place I’d take my deer. That’s like tying your lasagna up for safe keeping in my mouth. It’s gonna get got. Unknown More

Uh uh, no way. I’m not falling for those tricks again buster! Unknown More

Can anybody tell me what John Voight’s sister here is doing with a monkey in Walmart? Arizona More