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When Picking It Up Is The Norm
That. Is. AWESOME! Georgia More
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If Pooping Your Pants Is Cool…
You know what’s awesome about shitting you pants in public?…..Ya me neither. California More
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Nonsense Poopy Pants!
Listen pal, sometimes playing it cool doesn’t work. There are some situations, like this one, where you should just high-tail it the hell out of there with your head low. Texas More
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Oh, Crap!
You think he’s having a shitty day? Try being the customer service rep that has to wait on him! Because I’m guessing that if the load of dump in his underwear isn’t his top priority at that instant there must be something crazy that I probably couldn’t even wrap my head around. Minnesota More
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Stink, Stank, Stunk
Hey! Hey you! Hey stop! Security! Security! That guy is trying to smuggle turds out of here! Unknown More
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A Tid Bit Nipply
Oh hey there! Listen, I don’t want to bother you ,but could you stop looking like trashy old Madonna for a second and put your nipple away? It’s scaring everyone. Arizona More
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A Perfect Accent
I guess I can understand the fact that you wanted to add a little brown to your pants to accent your shirt, but there has to be better ways of going about doing that. New York More
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Ripped To Shreds
Aside from pointing out the obvious (that this looks incredibly stupid), how does one go about doing this? Do you put the fishnet on then purposefully rip holes? Because that seems like you are trying too hard not to fit in. Or did they rip in some sort of scenario where you are running through […] More
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Crash & Burn
Scotty’s on FIRE! West Virginia More
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Put It Back
Do you REALLY think you are going to be needing those condoms there playboy? Unless you plan on practicing for the ‘big game’ with a toilet paper roll and some lunch meat, I recommend that you put it back on the shelf. North Dakota More
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Nothing Gold Can Stay
Due to bum farts, the air pressure under a bridge is much higher resulting in a greater possibility of huffing accidents…..The more you know. Hawaii More
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