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Too Cool For Pool
You really have to put in a strong effort to make the camo jacket look normal, but put a guy who probably doesn’t know what “billiards†is in a billiards shirt and have matching boots and head mullets and it’s a simple task. Kansas More
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More Than Meets The Eye
Unfortunately you have just prevented yourself from “transforming†yourself into a contributing member of society. Don’t feel too bad about it though, it was a long shot to begin with. North Carolina More
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Oh, You Didn’t Gnome?
Kinda makes you want to stuff a pipe in his mouth and stick him in your garden, doesn’t it? Washington More
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Weighing Her Options
I’m sure Jillian Michaels will have no problems finding the “Biggest Loser†there. California More
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I’ve Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts
North American studies indicate that organic farms tend to be more socially supportive, have a greater diversity of crops in rotation, and reduce health risks associated with pesticides, antibiotics, nitrates……and I’m just kidding, insert your ‘melons’ joke here. Oklahoma More
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Back In ‘94
Come on Midwest, I know you’re a few years behind everyone but it’s time to catch up with the rest of the country. They stopped making those color combo styles back in 1987. Nebraska More
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State Of Consciousness
Would you mind telling your kid to stop screaming for a damn Barbie doll, I’m trying to find my INNER F***ING PEACE!! Oklahoma More
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