Guns Blazing
Not looking forward to seeing the status of those pistol fingers when they come out firing. Oklahoma More
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You Better Have My Donuts
I’m just assuming you’re going on a carb run for you and the rest of the weird free spirit middle-aged swingers you’re sharing a tent with. Unknown More
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Free Ballin’
Naked & Afraid season 19: Wally World. Unknown More
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Late Addition
You can definitely tell the “non-racist” part was a late add-on after the fact. Like he definitely didn’t see that being the first reaction he got from this children’s drawing on his truck but once he did he had to figure out a way to combat that notion. Unknown More
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Sock It To Me
Want that classy look of dress socks without the uncomfortable feeling of socks? BOOM my man broke the code. Unknown More
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The Stich Bitch
Not gonna lie, I know exactly who I’d call to handle my upholstery needs now. Unknown More
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People Eating Tasty Animals
Ehhhhh ohhhhh! Nothing like a good pun. Take that PETA. Shots fired. Ohhh, there’s another one! Unknown More
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Slight Technicality
You’re like the MacGyver of getting around the “no shirt, no shoes, no service” rule. Unknown More
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Rosy Cheeks
Hide yo’ kids, ’cause Bugs & Lola get freaky after dark. Unknown More
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