Miss American Pie
Ah yes, once again proving two already known things: (1) Nobody likes the person who tries to start a chant and (2) You can’t give yourself a nickname. South Carolina More
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The Frozen Dessert
Kinda got this odd craving for rainbow sherbet right now and I don’t know why… Illinois More
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Buttery Nipple
This is like the modern 2018 look of the cartoon character wearing a rum barrel. Florida More
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You’re My Butterfly
To be fair this looks much better than when she was walking around with a giant cocoon on her head. Canada More
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Party On, Wayne
First of all, flashing yo’ naked self in Walmart is never a good thing. But for argument’s sake, let’s say you are going to flash in Walmart, maybe the children’s party aisle is not the best location inside Walmart to pick. Unknown More
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Clear As Crystal
Anybody trying to call her bluff? Anyone? No? No takers? Yeaaaah I didn’t think so. Unknown More
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Tricks, Not Treats
Pretty convenient if you’re just a naturally angry person, now you don’t even have to waste facial muscle movement. Just pair those with your resting bitch face and people will know they crossed the wrong woman. Texas More
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Dasher’s Dinner
I’m starting to get the picture on why you weren’t invited to play in any reindeer games. Unknown More
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Half & Half
We call this “The Indecisive”. Unknown More
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