The Boo Boo
Maybe you should have went with a full body cast tattoo because I’m not sure that band-aid will fix everything. Unknown More
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Ass Hair, Don’t Care
Little extra insulation to keep him warm this winter. Must be worth it, if I get one piece of hair on my back I itch all freakin’ day. Unknown More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomWrap Your Present
Wrap it up this Christmas or you’ll end up with a little elf in 9 months. Unknown More
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The Santa Rollback
Oh hey there super sad and lonely Santa. Think I’ll just pass on getting any gifts this year, thanks. Ohio More
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Jamaican Me Crazy
This is what every teenage white girl looks like on their vacation to Jamaica. Just sayin’. Unknown More
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Goth Topic
I’m glad to see goths are still a thing. It’s funny how in everyday business life you don’t run into any of them like you did in high school. Like you never run down to talk to Janet in accounting and she’s at her desk wearing a dog collar and has her face painted like […] More
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Jump The Turkey
LOLs! Holly Jolly right?!?! WRONG. It is not the season. Knock it off. Respect the bird. Unknown More
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Tsk Tsk
Dammit. Why does something like this have to backfire so badly?! You go and do some straight up evil shit like putting super glue on the toilet at Walmart and you end up catching the rarest of odds – it happens to an adorable little girl. Soooo long story short, you took your legendary prank […] More
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Haven’t You Heard?
You know what, bird is not the word. The word is asshole. You are an asshole. Connecticut More
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The Sad Donkey
To be fair I basically act like Eeyore every time my wife drags me into Walmart anyway. Unknown More
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Smells Like Teen Spirit
Nothing says “rebel against society” like slutty goth selfie in the Walmart candle section. Unknown More
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New School vs. Old School
It’s like old school Santa & Millennial Santa! I’m a fan. Unknown More
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