Layers Upon Layers
Sag level on a trillion. Unknown More
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Romp In The Wal
Turning your pants into a romper. Some call it “awful to look at” and “the worst thing I’ve ever seen.” Those on the other side of the argument don’t say anything because they don’t exist. Unknown More
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Elfin Magic
Not gonna lie, I’m actually pretty intrigued about this Elf Rave you were attending. Unknown More
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Cat Woman Do
Because carrying one cat on your shoulder around Walmart doesn’t scream “crazy lady” as much as two would. That’s just good, crazy math. Unknown More
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#BlackFriday
This year I’m thankful for my powerful offensive line of “let me speak to the manager” moms blocking my way to kick-ass deals. Move it or lose it! Unknown More
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Pop Pop Poppin’
I’d say Mary Poppins is back but Disney is already recycling all of their shit again so they beat her too it. Indiana More
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Holly Jolly
Pretty sure this Santa doesn’t leave any gifts, he just comes in and takes all the beer out of your fridge and leaves. Unknown More
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Hey Mom, I finally landed a modeling gig! Yeah, it’s going to be in every Walmart across the country!!! Unknown More
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Pretty Please
Thank you for being so polite with your trashiness. Unknown More
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Smiling Is My Favorite
Ok, I will now allow people to go full-on Christmas. Thank you to everyone who abstained from the holly jolly until after Thanksgiving. Unknown More
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Preparing For Greatness
How I’m spending my day prepping for the onslaught of food and booze that is Thanksgiving Day. Unknown More
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