Into The Mystique
Although Walmart is always full of creatures from other planets, I think I’m going to pass on this Marvel movie. Unknown More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Texas, VehiclesBuick Skywalker
Dang, you’re right Buick, I can’t recognize your cars anymore. Texas More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomBack To Dee
Honestly pal, I kinda thought you let a slam dunk “Dee-z nuts” joke slip right through your fingertips. Unknown More
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Throw Them Bows
Hey big boy, wanna see if you can hear the rebel yell? Unknown More
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Vroom! Vroom!
This looks like one of those shitty kid drawings come to life. Unknown More
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Overloaded
Sometimes in battle, you just have to cut your losses and venture forward. Unknown More
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Married With Children
It’s a nice day for a white wedding…and 10% off steam vacuums! Unknown More
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Chicken Flavor
Who the hell wants a Ramen Noodle scented candle? Are people actively searching for traumatic college flashbacks? Holy moly. Change your name to Shittier Homes & Gardens if this is what your product team came up with. Unknown More
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She’s Country
I’m assuming it tastes like Copenhagen and stale beer. Unknown More
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Atomic Wedgie
That’s what these nerds get for trying to shop at Walmart. #BringBackBullying2020 unknown More
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