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    Kristin

    I want to have your babies. Then bring them to Wal-mart wearing my hole filled fishnets, booty shorts, belly fat, sports bra and a fancy pink hat. Maybe I could just keep loving you guys and this website. Either way… don’t ever stop. More

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    Leila

    I think the funniest part of this website is the people getting so riled up that they send “Hate Mail.” More

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    Rachel

    I love this friggin site! This is definitely the best pick-me-up I’ve ever come across. You’ve also inspired me to take my camera everytime I go shopping anywhere. lol! And the hate mail is pretty funny. Dumbass people. They’ll never understand the goodness of POW. More

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    Sabrina

    This is the funniest shit I have ever seen. Lmfao!!! If you people don’t like it, it’s called DON’T LOOK AT IT!!! Duh. :] More

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    Anonymous

    Last time I went to Walmart, my dad and I saw so many people worthy of this website that it was laughable. I forgot my camera at home, and my phone was charging. It was sooooo sad. BTW, LOVE this site! LOL. I DIE laughing whenever I come on. XD Keep it up! More

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    How Would You Handle This?

    I have had a long-standing hatred for Walmart as do most decent people. Actually I’ve personally experienced most of the stories published to this site in my local Walmarts. This time, Walmart gave a little back to Stephen. About a year ago I was working on the road out of hotels for a couple weeks […] More

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    Cleanup In Aisle Three

    What kind of a guy goes into Walmart, takes a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue from the magazine rack, heads to the store’s toy section, and proceeds to masturbate to completion in the aisle? Meet William Tyler Black. The 28-year-old Floridian, a substitute teacher, was arrested yesterday afternoon by Sarasota cops on battery and exposure of […] More

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    Red Faced At Redbox

    The other day I was walking into Walmart to make a quick return. As I walked through the door, I notice the typical female Walcreature (badly permed mullet, NASCAR t-shirt that was ever so cleverly turned into a dingy, bra-showing NASCAR tank top) standing by a Redbox. This lady looked about 12 kinds of pissed […] More

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    The Day I Got Rebuked

    Several years back I was in the process of doing some repairs around the house and needed some hardware. I had some errands to run and Wally World was on the way so I figure I’d go there for what I needed. I don’t usually shop at Wal Mart, but this time I’m glad I […] More

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    The Flying Shoe

    They just opened a Walmart in Greenwood, Indiana. My mom and I were there shopping and heading to the makeup aisle. All of a sudden we heard a kid throwing a fit and WOOOOOOSH. He threw his shoe over the aisle and it landed 5 or 6 aisles over. Then his hillbilly mother mother started […] More

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    Family Values

    Ok so I am 28 now and this happened when I was 17. My father had been with this woman for about 2 or 3 years when this happened. We had gone to Walmart because we needed a few things. Mainly I needed new undergarments for the new school year. Apparently she needed new bras […] More

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    I’m Skeptical…

    The feckless imbeciles at Wal-Mart never cease to amaze me with their shenanigans. I was buying some printer ink when I heard this God-awful retching sound coming from the next aisle over.  Being the inquisitive guy that I am, I went to the end of the aisle and peeked around the corner.  What I saw […] More

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