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I was in my local Ohio WalMart about a week ago. I was making a simple purchase of a new shitty book and some Goldfish crackers. The cashier I had was a chubby young woman, no more than 22 or 23. She was in her WalMart smock with what I’ll assume was a tie-dyed shirt […] More

I have no problem with PDA, but there are limits. I was shopping in the produce section one day when I looked over and saw two girls making out…tongues, caressing, the whole bit. I went over and told them they were being rude to other people. One turned to me immediately and barked, “Fuck you! […] More

One busy Saturday afternoon, I was in the Express Lane just grabbing a few items. This particular register was also the only place to buy cigarettes. I was next in line and a young guy walked up to me and asked if he could cut. “I just need one pack of cigarettes,” he told me. […] More

I was an overnight people greeter for Walmart in Sumiton, AL. There was a man who was mostly bald except for really long patches (if you could call them that) of hair. In between these patches were dry spots. One night after he came in, he stopped at the videos out front and apparently in […] More

I was at the ever-fantastic Wal-Mart a few days ago with my mother. I had just finished explaining to her what peopleofwalmart.com is, when she pointed to the most beautiful creature I had ever seen. She was a 6-foot black woman, mid-forties, wearing platform red pleather boots, matching mini skirt and tube top, and the […] More

I was shopping in Palm Bay, Florida, not to be confused with Palm Beach. I was in line to pay and was behind a stringy haired redneck woman with an entire litter of kids ranging from roughly 8 years-old down to infant. All of the kids were white, like her, except for the toddler sitting […] More

While I was out and about the other night I had to stop at Wally World to get some cat food. On my way to the pet department, I decided to swing down by the magazine rack to see if they had anything good. I was standing there thumbing through the magazines when someone came […] More

CULLMAN A local pastor’s complaint about a brand of underwear being sold with “pornographic” pictures on the packaging at the Cullman Walmart reportedly led to a recall of the product. Frank Boren, pastor of New Hope Christian Center Church of God in the Springhill community, said he noticed the questionable underwear package while shopping at […] More

I was getting in some last minute Christmas shopping with a buddy. On the way home, he said he needed to stop at Walmart for some dog food. I begrudgingly accompanied him into the store. As we made our way through the store I began feeling the urge to go to the bathroom but thought […] More

I used to work in the meat department at our local Wal-Mart. One day while stocking the frozen meat section, I was pulling the frozen chicken breasts out of the end cap and moving them to a new section. As I stuck my hand down in the end cap, I looked down and someone had […] More

I work as a cashier at Wal-Mart. Today during my shift, I had a memorable encounter. He was a middle-aged man wearing a T-shirt which said “He Died For Me”, a baseball cap with a Bible verse on it, and a large silver cross around his neck. As soon as it was his turn to […] More

I’ll admit that I’m not of the highest moral code. Whenever I go to Wal Mart, I’ll take several items to the register and, once rung up, I’ll POLITELY let them know that I read the price as being less than what was rung up. Nearly every time, they’ll reduce the price without question and […] More