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    Poop Poop Poopy

    My boyfriend and I pulled into a Walmart parking lot one night and found the perfect parking spot. We got out of the car to realize that something wasn’t right. What’s that on the car we parked next to? Is that…shit smeared all over the windows? After checking the note taped onto the back window […] More

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    Nope…

    I was buying 5 roma tomatoes at Wal-Mart and the lady rang them up as artichokes. The total price for 5 is almost $9. In a little bit of a shock, I told her that they’re roma tomatoes, to which she replied, “Can they sometimes be called artichokes?” More

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    What Are You, 12?

    My younger brother and his friends (all in their mid-twenties, over 6′ tall, and college graduates) love to go into our local Super Wal*Mart in Lugoff, SC (among other stores/restaurants in our area)… And do stupid things to see how much attention and how many odd looks they can get. They have NO shame and […] More

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    What?!?

    We just arrived at wally world after hitting a speed bump.I have this pimple on my butt area and it was delicate.also ready to puss!!!!!.I was meeting my parents there and I came from my aunts.So, I had extra clothes except for shorts.As I walk out the door there was red stuff on the seat […] More

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    Extreme Bowl Distress

    I was working one night at the cigarette lane, which was located near the restrooms at the front of our Wal-Mart store when a middle-aged woman came out of the bathroom and made a beeline towards my lane. She asked me to call an ambulance because there was a young woman suffering from, and I […] More

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    Target On Your Back

    I work in guest service at Target. In my town, the WalMart is a “supercenter” with a grocery store, whereas the Target where I work is very small with hardly any groceries. Both stores are also directly next to each other. After closing Target one night, I headed to the 24-hour WalMart to pick up […] More

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    A Story From A Walcreature…

    Today I brought my four year old to the store. I wouldn’y buy her cinderella. So, when I went to buy cereal, she stuck her hand out and flung most of the cereal boxes on the floor. I was in no mood to do anything, so I just keep walking. The janitor or something shows […] More

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    Latino Heat

    My friends and I went to Walmart to pick up some soda. We somehow got distracted and ended up in the music section. We picked up a CD and scanned it with the little machine and started joking around and singing. Now, my friends are Hispanic, and the CD was in Spanish. So we were […] More

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    Walmart Holy War

    We were looking for a game at Walmart and my retarded brother thought it would be funny to put his shoes on the wrong feet. So we took a picture of his feet, and there were Muslim people and all you could see was her eyes.she thought we took a picture of her the manager […] More

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    Watch Your Children

    I was grocery shopping with my daughter & grandma at my local Walmart. My daughter was barely two at the time so she sat in the cart. I was going through the aisles when my grandma realized she forgot something so she left the aisle I was in. I went to grab something off the […] More

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    Redneck Holiday

    So, I’m 16. I have lived in a small, very rural “town” in middle Ga my whole life. We’ve always had a Wal-Mart, an Ingles, grocery store, etc. only until March 17th, 2010 did we get a SUPER Walmart. This is apparently the biggest event in town history, since we have never had a huge […] More

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    WAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    This was about a year ago while my then fiance, now hubby and I were grocery shopping in a normally quiet and friendly Wally World. All of sudden we heard a high-pitched scream, that was obviously coming from a toddler. It kept coming closer, with each scream only 5-10 seconds apart. When we get the […] More

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