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    The Stalker

    One day, after night class I was really hungry and wanted to go to Walmart to grab some things to snack on. Since it was after 10pm, and I live in a city, I asked my roommate to go with me. We had driven to school in separate cars and we both drove there, parked […] More

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    Your Daily Dose Of Crazy

    Once, while I still worked at Walmart, I was stocking the cough drops and I saw a lady in Sofie shorts, a yellow-that-used-to-be-white wifebeater, and flip-flop (just one flip-flop, not two!) walking down the aisle. Her hair was in a pony tail, a braid, and a clump resembling a failed dreadlock. She stopped at the […] More

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    It’s Miley!

    As a cashier I got the true blessing of scanning EVERYONE’S merchandise. As an overnight cashier I also seem to be blessed with the opportunity to see all the nighttime crazies. A man came up to check out in my line with four pairs of Miley Cyrus jeans. I figured it was a present for […] More

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    Submitted By A Walcreature

    The Other Day, I Went To Wally World To Grab Some Shit. Out Of The Corner Of My Eye, I Noticed 2 Omish Folks Browsing For Stuff. Funny. But As I Went To The Checkout Lane, They Were Checking Out As Well So I Joined The Line They Were In. Sure Enough, They Bought Writable […] More

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    Legs Don’t Work

    I was walking behind a guy riding in one of the electric carts when it started to beep and stopped moving. The guy got out of the cart, picked up the front end, and started dragging it to the front of the store (We were almost to the back of the store when the cart […] More

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    Fair Firing?

    WICHITA, Kansas (NBC NEWS) – A Kansas Walmart worker hailed as a hero for stopping a shoplifter was fired Saturday. Walmart refuses to comment, but Heather Ravenstein says she was told she was being let go because of her actions in the shoplifting episode. “My stomach started turning instantly,” said Ravenstein. “I was like ‘Are […] More

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    Size 13 Heels

    I worked third shift at a Walmart in a small town in PA, and I have a few dozen stories I could add (including one about a man that was so drunk he walked right into the restroom wall and knocked himself out), but this is the one that really sticks out. A large, slightly […] More

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    A Parting Gift

    So I worked at Wal-Mart for a couple of months. Eh, it paid rent and I had beer money, too. As time progressed, my enthusiasm for work (it could be measured in micrograms) dwindled and my motivation to do meaningful work waned (as if meaningful work at Wal-Mart is even possible). One fine July Wednesday […] More

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    Grand Theft Granny

    While shopping at Wal-Mart during the worst shopping day of the year (Black Friday) almost 2 years ago, my wife and I were walking to the electronics to see if they had a few of the Xbox 360 games and SD memory cards that were on sale left to sell. I had decided to try […] More

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    Dirty Diaper

    While working one night I was walking towards the back of the store when I happened upon a couple of streaks on the floor. I didn’t think anything of a few dark scuff marks until I stepped on one and slipped. Then the smell hit me. I glanced down at what I thought had just […] More

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    The Photo Shoot

    My friend and I were, for some reason, sitting in the parking lot of Walmart before we went in to shop. My friend rolled down her window to finish her cigarette, when lo and behold, we heard a trashy girl talking behind our car. We both turned around (in unison) only to see a girl […] More

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    A Pool Of Blood From A Coffee Mug?

    I was helping my mom shop a couple years ago. Her cart was full, and as we loaded items onto the line to check out, a coffee mug fell out and shattered onto the floor. I began to pick up the pieces, and noticed my foot was pouring the blood. Somehow, a piece of the […] More

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