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    Mirror Image

    At my local Walmart, employees usually wear team shirts or other fan apparel when there’s a big college game day. On one such occasion, I was checking out and noticed that the cashier ringing me up had something on her face. It looked so odd, that I began to stare and squinted in order to […] More

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    Community Cookies

    For some reason- and maybe it’s the whole “cookies and milk” combo, our WM keeps the baker’s rack of the items they’re trying to get rid of in the milk section. While picking up my milk, I witnessed a family- a mother (riding in the store’s motorized cart- too lazy to walk- later I witnessed […] More

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    Camera Shy

    I worked in the photo lab at Walmart. I had a customer come in and tell me she wanted me to take the film out of her camera. She put the camera on the counter and it was one of those disposable water cameras. I told her that you just turn the whole camera in […] More

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    Quarter Machine

    So I went to the local Walmart one night right after work (around 11pm) to pick up a few things I needed. I only grabbed a couple of things so I walked to the express check-out to try to get out of the store as quickly as possible. As I’m standing in line I notice […] More

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    Angela

    How could you do this to people? Especially people who are disabled. It’s not nice to do that to innocent people. Even though the pictures can be amusing, they are probably hurtful to the people in them. Karma’s gonna come back for you. Watch out……………….. More

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    Spruce

    You guys are the best! Keep it up, don’t listen to people who don’t have a sense of humor. It is thoughs own peoples fault that they go to Wal-mart looking like idiots. Well I guess thats why Wal-mart was made! 🙂 This is the most cleverist web-site ever. I can always count on you […] More

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    A Little Surprise

    My buddy is a shift manager at Wal-Mart. He told me that one night while walking the store, he spotted a promotions flyer lying in the middle of the floor down one aisle. He stopped and went over to pick it up. When he did, he realized someone hadn’t just randomly dropped it onto the […] More

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    In The Flesh

    I remember several years back when I was working for a local Division 1 store. We had a customer who decided to enlighten us with the news of the second coming of Jesus. The woman was maybe in her 40’s. She did not seem to be intoxicated, and actually acted like she was level-headed and […] More

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    Give Me Back My Filet-O-Fish

    I worked at Wal-Mart in the jewlery department. When the fitting room attendents are gone, all incoming calls are forwarded to us. As I answer the phone one day, I am greeted by a very angry customer. She informs me that she bought a fish and needs to return it. So I go through the […] More

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    Defective Customer

    I was working as a CSM at a Walmart in Beaufort South Carolina when I got called to the customer service desk. There was a woman there trying to return a USED pregnancy test. She explained to me that her doctor told her to have her husband pee on the test to see if he […] More

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