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    Candid Camera

    Last week a friend and I were making a late night trip to Walmart and on our way in we noticed a couple gearing up a video camera in the parking lot. I thought either something funny or amazing was about to go down so we stayed behind them as inconspicuous as possible. The man […] More

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    Belly Up

    Three years ago I was heavily pregant with my first child. As the due date grew closer I decided to venture to the local Wal-Mart in Goose Creek, SC to purchase a few needed items. Naturally I went straight to the infant section, scanning through the bottles and bibs trying to decide what to purchase […] More

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    Edward 40-Hands

    I decided to go into my local Wal-Mart last night to grab a few items around 11:30. Surprisingly, I only saw one powermullet, and was quite sad that I didn’t catch any humorous displays as I usually do, until I got to the checkout line. Of course, only two lanes were open, but I got […] More

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    Polishing The Marbles

    The wife and I were out for a day of Walmarting when all of the sudden I realized that much to my horror, I had to use the bathroom. While I have never been one for public potties, I thought this is a Walmart in the middle of nowhere Texas. What could be so bad? […] More

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    Cottage Cheese Predicament

    As a single mom, I’ve recently been forced to take a second job at as a cashier at Walmart. I don’t mind it most days. It’s fairly brainless work. Two weeks ago, I was working a busy Saturday when I noticed a commotion in my lane. There was a gentleman, mid 30’s with a child […] More

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    Car Hoarder

    My husband and I went to a local Wal-mart one night to grab a few things. We go to this one often, and are pleased by the friendly people who work there, as well as the shelves always being well stocked. I drove down an aisle to go park and noticed a parking spot right […] More

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    Emma and Espe

    We are officially in love with all three of you. This site makes our day and school less boring. 🙂 You make us think of the way we act, cause to put it bluntly… we’re assholes. Thanks for everything. 🙂 More

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    Working Hard Or Hardly Working

    After work one night I had to stop at Walmart to pick up a few things. I was wearing khaki pants, but was also wearing a hot pink, leopard print hoodie and carrying a purse, as well as a shopping basket. (Yes, someone could have snapped a pic of me and submitted it.) While doing […] More

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    MC Pee Pants

    I moved to a new city the day after Halloween, and was still getting used to the town and so on. I decided to stop into Wal-Mart because even though I hate it there, it was the only place I could get a key made and grocery shop at 11 pm. As I made my […] More

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    They Do Exist

    My best friend flew in from Washington state and the first place we stopped is WM. The whole way down (and previously MONTHS before) she was making fun of people in Arkansas – saying that most have no teeth, wear no shoes, and wear clothes that are made for children but somehow they squeeze into […] More

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    Rusty

    I love this website!!! Its just so funny!!! my sister told me about this last weekend and I just got on here and I love it!!! All the haters that send all the hate mail must be on here or something because I just love this thing. More

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    Theresa

    This website is always a hoot. I work at a call center and if I’m ever having a bad day I can rely on these posted pictures to make my day much better. I speak to dozens of DUMB people and this just proves that they DO exist out there. People Of WalMart ( & […] More

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