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    A Screeching Halt

    A few years back I was standing in line to return an item at customer service. There were 3-4 people in front of me, and an elderly man who looked to be in his 70’s was attempting to return a pair of jeans. The customer service woman pulled the jeans out of the bag, held […] More

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    Bustier Blues

    I went to Walmart today because I needed some black pants for work, and who wants to buy expensive pants for work. When I took my items to the fitting rooms to try them on, the associate let a girl into one of the rooms to try on a corset-type bustier. There would be nothing […] More

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    Whipped Cream Bikini

    I was a photo lab associate at a VERY small Walmart in a small town. I got this roll of film to process and sent it through the machine. Well, there were pictures of this girl (lady I guess, she was over 18) wearing a whipped cream bikini. They were the skankiest pictures I had […] More

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    The Parent Trap

    I went to just go pick up a few miscellaneous items, hoping to finish up quickly before the rainstorm came in. I was browsing the makeup aisle when all of a sudden I heard a man yelling not far from me. I glanced over and saw a young boy sliding accross the floor. The man, […] More

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    Childhood Trauma

    My family lived in a tiny North Carolina town where a Walmart was the only store that did not sell quilted objects exclusively. So, even though we hated it, Walmart was our store. One day, I was at the store with my mom. We were getting ready to check-out and the line was quite long. […] More

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    Robbin’ The Cradle

    I was walking around Walmart getting some toothpaste one day. I got what I was looking for and then I walked to the end of the aisle and happened to pass by the section where the condoms and lube and all that fun stuff was. There was a girl that was looking at lube. I […] More

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    It’s All About The Washingtons

    One day my mom and I were at Walmart waiting in the very long lines as usual. We were the next ones to pay and the people in front of us had tons of stuff that they were buying. When they payed, they payed in ALL one dollar bills. It was insane. They were buying […] More

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    Why Are You Proud Of That?

    My friends and I have argued about who loves Walmart more, who goes there more and so on. Well I have the Ultimate Fan of Walmart Story! I was shopping one night at about 3 am. As I’m in the checkout line, the woman ringing me up starts in on all the drama going on […] More

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    Mistaken Identity

    I was working in the garden center when a customer brought me a plant that she wanted me to do a price check on. As I was checking the price of it she was telling me that the tag said $6.00 but there were clearance signs on them. The price came up $6.00 so I […] More

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    Off With Your Head

    I ran out of some flour and sugar for bread dough I was making and ended up making a late night trip to Walmart. While inside the store, I saw nothing unusual, that is until I went to check out. In the lane ahead of me was someone dressed in a full fursuit, some kind […] More

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    $10 For A BJ, $12 For An HJ, $15 For A ZJ

    One day while shopping at my local Walmart, I overheard a page on the announcement system: “Assistant Manager Tom to toys for a Hummer, please? Assistant Manager Tom to toys for a Hummer.” I started giggling, so did the lady in the next aisle. It’s official! Walmart sells everything! More

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    Brought To You By A Wal-Creature

    I was in WalMart two days before Christmas last year. I happened to be nearly 9 months pregnant and had feet the size of balloons, among other body parts so I was obviously insane to go into WalMart but I HAD to buy 2 things and one of them (specific ribbon for my nursery’s wall […] More

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