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I used to work at Walmart. One morning when I came in, I overheard some of my co-workers talking about how the overnight clean up found a pile of poo near one of the big black freezer bins in the middle of the grocery isles. I figured “no way”, so I went up to a […] More

I was monitoring the self checkout stands the other day at Walmart. This young man came up the the register and began scanning his items. He only had three. As I looked down at the monitor, the items go as follows: swimming goggles, KY jelly, and rubber gloves. I began to giggle trying to think […] More

Back in ’96 I was cashiering at the local Walmart when a couple made their way to the front of my line. I proceded to check their groceries, and gave the couple the total. The husband pulled out his wallet and counted out the exact dollar amount of his bill and handed over what turned […] More

We always get groceries on Friday at Walmart because that’s when my boyfriend gets paid. We finally get into a lane, and in front of us (me, my boyfriend, and our friend), is this trashy blond chick with the crappy stereotypical eye liner. Her and her friend are in two separate lines, yelling back and […] More

During Thanksgiving there is a coffee company that makes pumpkin-flavored coffee as a limited edition item and they get snatched up in our little town pretty fast. Seeing as Walmart always seems to have what we need, we ran in one night after a movie. My friend decided she was more broke than I and […] More

I was in Walmart a few weeks ago to get some groceries. This fat old lady was looking at some Miley Cyrus clothing. I walked up there to see who she was giving it to. “Oh, really cute clothes!” I said. “Yep, do you think an extra large will fit me?” She repied. I coughed […] More

Well it was halfway through my shift as a Walmart cashier when an elderly lady in a walker came with her family. They paid for their food and left. Soon after that, people kept telling me I had a weird stain on the floor by my register. I figured that it was probably just an […] More

Whenever the carnival is in town, it is set up directly across the street from our local Wal-Mart. One afternoon, an intoxicated carnival worker wandered into the store. He went to the meat department first and opened a package of sausages to eat. I guess he needed something to wash the sausages down with because […] More