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Well, my brother and I were walking into Wal-mart to do our shopping. After a little while we saw a man walking out. Ok… So what? That’s what my brother said when I told him to look at the man. He was normal from the feet to his torso. He wore those freaky earrings that […] More

So, I was waiting in line at Guest Services to return an item when I noticed the couple in front of me. This couple had to have been in their 50’s at least. The man was skinny and lanky, wearing jeans and a plaid long sleeve shirt. The woman was wearing a red hoodie and […] More

I was walking to my car after shopping at my local Wal-mart when I had to stop and do a double take. I saw a little blue car with its back seat completely filled with groceries. I mean there were no air pockets between plastic bags. This, however, wasn’t what stopped me. After taking a […] More

My father-in-law works in the Garden Center at our local SuperCenter. He told me that for the third time in as many months, a female customer pooped in one of the aisles. He said other customers have seen her do it. She doesn’t squat; she just lifts her skirt and keeps on walking. Obviously there’s […] More

I’ve worked for Walmart for almost nine year now but there is one story that is the most momorable. I haden’t worked there but a couple months as a cashier when a young couple comes through my line with four items, chocolate syrup, whip cream, a jar of cherries and a box of condoms. I […] More

While waiting in line at my local Wal-Mart with a 50lbs bag of dog food, I had a woman ask me if I was going to feed my dogs. Now I’m a big fan of “here’s your sign” so this is how I responded… “No actually I’m on the dog food diet, you just carry […] More

Two of my sisters and I were at Wal-Mart in Porter, Texas. We were walking by the dressing rooms in the women’s section when a mother and her two daughters walked out and the only thing we heard was “No Mama, you know she got some big knockers.” Haven’t been back since… More

As a good American domesticated male I often find myself grocery shopping. It just so happened one of my buddies was there doing the same thing so we kind of hung out while we were shopping. As we walked around the urge to pee became worse and worse. I hate public bathrooms so I was […] More