bfullmer

I was at Walmart this evening in my small town of 3,000 people. As I was looking for a parking spot there were two empty spots up front. I was about to pull in but noticed something odd in the spot next to my goal. It was a dead chicken. Feathers and all. And it […] More

Last night I made a quick run to Walmart to pickup a few things and to my horror there is this 400 pound-ish woman walking around in BOOTY SHORTS!!!! Why she left the house that night thinking that what she had on was a good idea is beyond me but, I think it’s safe to […] More

It’s so sad. I just read a story on here that someone found out that a girl in the restroom with her was taking a pregnancy test. Last year I stopped at the Wal-Mart across from my neighborhood to pick up a pregnancy test. The check out line took forever and by the time I […] More

My boyfriend and I went to Wal-Mart to pick up a few groceries last Saturday. We kept hearing some woman screeching and yelling at her children, but it was a while before we actually saw her. One comment was “Yeah, but it is FROZEN? DUH!!” When we got to produce we saw her, she was […] More

I work in a Walmart close to a college campus, so you’d think we might get the smarter crowd. No…of course not. A fellow employee just told me that today someone called the service desk and asked if she could return a pregnancy test that gave her a false negative. Sure! We’ll take back your […] More

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. […] More

There was a girl of about 14-years-old in front of our counter (I work in the deli) and an old woman just randomly walks up and says to her, “You’re so beautiful. Please don’t let any boys talk you into having sex with them, because they will just go brag to their friends about it.” […] More

While shopping the day before Thanksgiving I noticed a sign alerting customers that WalMart will be open on Thanksgiving. While checking out I told the cashier that I was sorry that WalMart was going to be open on Thanksgiving and that several employees had to work. She told me in a flat, monotone voice, “I […] More

Ok, so here I was with my husband and our two little ones at good ol’ Wally World and here was this very trendy dressed woman: Aeropostale form fitting shirt with the logo across the front, capris (form fitting as well), studded sliver belt, and those trendy little teen flip flops from  Wet Seal or some […] More

A couple years ago, while I worked for the Walmart Photo Lab, I received a multitude of highly inappropriate and, often, hilarious pictures. However, one photo will forever be burned into my retinas. You know those toys for infants, the plastic rings that you stack around a plastic stick according to size? Yeah, those are […] More

I was once admitted to a mental hospital for Bipolar disorder. There was a male nurse who worked there, named Ken who I fawking hated! One time I told him to fuck off and he had me locked up in a solitary cell for 2 weeks, with hardly any food or water or toilet. He […] More