An elderly man is behind bars after he allegedly soiled himself and went on a mini-crime spree. Port Isabel police arrested 69-year-old Walter Thomas Ellison on multiple criminal charges late Tuesday morning. It all started inside the WalMart store off Highway 100 around 10:47 a.m. Tuesday. Chief Gualberto Gonzalez said Ellison had soiled himself and … Continue reading A Story About Poop, Weed & A Naked Old Dude More